PC?

Yes or No

RULES
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. -- and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems.

Now, here's what you're supposed to do. . . Copy and paste this into your post, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag as many of your friends as you'd like to.

------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- yes
Been arrested? --- NO
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- no
Held a snake? ---yes
Ran a red light? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- no
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- yes
Been fired from a job? --- yes
Fired somebody? --- no
Sang karaoke? --- yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- no
Seen someone die? --- no
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- yes
Smoked a cigar? --- no
Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
Smuggled something into another country? --- no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- no
Broken a bone? --- yes
Skipped school? --- yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- yes
Ridden on a helicopter? --- no
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? --- yes
Played a prank on someone? --- yes
Hit a home run? --- no
Felt like killing someone? --- no
Cross-dressed? --- no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- no
Eaten snake? --- no
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no
Puked on amusement ride? --- no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- no
Been in a band? --- no
Knitted? --- no
Been on TV? --- yes
Shot a gun? --- no
Gave someone stitches? --- no
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? --- no
Ridden a surfboard? --- no
Had surgery? --- yes
Streaked? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- no
Tripped on mushrooms? --- no
Passed out when not drinking? --- yes
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- no
Eaten alligator meat? --- no
Eaten cheesecake? --- yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? --- no
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- yes
Peed your pants in public? --- no
Snuck into a movie without paying? --- yes
Written graffiti? --- no
Still loved someone you shouldn't? --- yes
Think about the future? --- yes
Been in handcuffs? --- no
Believe in love? --- yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- yes


Now...if you read this post you're tagged.
Follow the directions at the top of the list and tag all your friends.

Happy Nude Rear

Music Monday

Here are a couple of my favorite songs growing up. Jim Reeves is a family favorite. Scroll down an pause the music player then come back and enjoy the video!

Come join Music Monday and share your songs with us. One simple rule, leave ONLY the actual post link here. You can grab this code at LJL Please note these links are STRICTLY for Music Monday participants only. All others will be deleted.

Sandee Needs

My sister Krinkle copied this idea on her blog, so I thought I'd give it a go. If you go to Google and type in your first name and needs (ie: Sandee needs) and hit enter, you will find some interesting things. "Sandee" didn't come up with many, so I used the alternate spelling "Sandy" and had a few interesting results. Here's what I found:

Sandee needs.......

1. all your prayers right now (don't know what to think)


2. to grow up (better than growing out)


3. heartworm treatment (for the cats?)


4. a roadster (Hell yeah!)


5. to increase practical courses rather than theoretical courses (should I go back to school?)


6. a haircut (mine is getting a little scraggly)


7. to be prepared (for what?)


8. a shot at glory (was I suppose to be famous?)


9. a (loving, good, great, new, foster, caring) home (this came up a lot!)
   and the last one you ask? I was dared by Krinkle to post this, so don't judge!


10. to fuck ASAP (anyone in particular?)
    Here's proof:

Confucius Says

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.

Halloween

Things I learned today

Since I'm temporarily crippled and basically can do nothing except sit or lay with my foot elevated, I'm expanding my knowledge via the internet. Today I learned how to use an image to divide my blog posts instead of that tiny dotted line. Notice the "Happy Halloween" ribbon? Cool, huh!!!

AAAR!!

My pirate name is:

Mad Anne Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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101 facts about me you probably don't want to know

My Sis and Mom posted 100 different facts about themselves, so I thought I'd have a go at myself.

1. I don't like my hair. Who ever said natural curly hair is a blessing LIED!
2. I love photography as long as I'm behind the camera and not in front of it. My camera usually goes everywhere with me.
3. I buy EVERYTHING unscented, unless it's Opium or Emeraude .
4. Cats rule! Dogs drool!
5. I don't like most ice cream (yes, believe it), but I do like sorbets and ices.
6. Every car I've owned has been red or has had red trim.
7. Family is very important to me. I love them all.
8. I really miss my Dad!!
9. I am very tender-hearted when it comes to family, friends and pets.
10. I'm a pessimistic optimist.
11. I believe I have above average intelligence.
12. I don't like cold chicken, cold pizza, most cold sandwiches, etc.
13. I prefer to eat a hot meal.
14. I am an organized slob.
15. I wish my Mom lived closer to the rest of the family, so we could visit more often.
16. Music is a big part of my life. I always have a tune playing on the radio, computer, in my car, or in my mind.
17. I've played the piano since I was 6 1/2 or 7 (circa 1974).
18. I only took lessons for 6 months.
19. Unlike my mother and sister, I do not like hairy men. Gross!
20. It pisses me off when someone has to read the newspaper over my shoulder. Can't they wait?
21. I love vegetables! My favorite is green peas.
22. I love fruit except apples, bananas, and blueberries. It must be served at room temperature, though.
23. All the decor in my house consists of cats or music.
24. I own this Thomas Kinkade.
25. Coca~Cola is my beverage of choice.
26. Rootbeer is my second beverage of choice.
27. I have a very morbid and often crude sense of humor.
28. I am very outspoken.
29. I am extremely hard headed and stubborn.
30. I love every color in the color spectrum. Even blacks and browns.
31. I talk to my cats like they understand what I'm saying. I'd shit my pants if they ever talked back.
32. Although I am skeptically spiritual and faithful, I do not believe in organized religion
33. I am extremely independent.
34. Give me a plate with any meat, potatoes & gravy, and vegetables, and I will eat all the veggies, then the potatoes & gravy, then the meat. If bread or rolls are served, I will eat it first then the others.
35. The only grandparents I knew were my Grandma Beth and Great Grandma Violet.
36. I have never married.
37. I have never had children.
38. The littlest things can and will make me cry. Movies, commercials, people, pets.
39. The ocean awes me.
40. I love the moon.
41. I've broke both wrists, both pinkie toes, and the fourth metatarsal bone in my right foot.
42. I have my ears pierced 4 times. It was an 80's thing.
43. I've never traveled outside of the US Northwest.
44. I love to cook and/or bake for other people.
45. I have all 32 of my teeth and see my dentist every 6 months.
46. I dislike preachy people.
47. I love home grown tomatoes.
48. I wish I had a job where I could dress up once in a while. But I still prefer t-shirts and comfy pants.
49. I swear too much and really don't care who I offend with it. It's my first amendment right.
50. I love all of mother nature.
51. I don't like to shave my legs. I will grow it beyond the itchy stage. Except in summer.
52. I would join a nudest colony if I were the only member. I like to be (almost) nekked. I have to have the undies on!
53. When I sleep, I prefer no clothes (see #52) and no blankets. But, my feet have to be covered.
54. From #53, I have a slight fear of someone or something reaching out from under the bed and grabbing my feet.
55. I haven't been fishing or camping for over 20 years.
56. People like to confide in me. I must be very easy to talk to.
57. I've taught my mother everything she knows about computers. OK, maybe not, but I've taught her a lot!
58. I think spending money on cut flowers is a waste of money. Flowers are beautiful, but they die in a few days. Give me the money or buy something that will last.
59. I don't like telephones. I only have one in case of emergencies.
60. I don't believe people should have to apologize. If you are sorry for doing or saying something wrong, you shouldn't have done it in the first place.
61. I have very good penmanship.
62. I love to sing, whether I'm good or not.
63. I have no non-musical artistic ability whatsoever. I can't even draw stick people.
64. I have 5 nieces, 1 nephew, 1 great-nephew and 1 great-niece (deceased).
65. I've only used 1 1/2 days of sick leave in the past 11 years at my current job. Not bad!
66. I am very dependable.
67. I don't like to leave any task undone.
68. I love the smell after it rains.
69. I want to dance in the rain with someone I love.
70. I am running out of things to type.
71. I am not a very good typist.
72. I despise long fingernails. Mine are cut as close to the skin as I can get.
73. Same goes for toenails.
74. I like to keep my toenails painted. It hides the disgusting inherited toenails. Thanks a lot mom!
75. I don't believe there is anything or anyone I hate. Hate is such a strong word.
76. I have never ran out of toilet paper. There's always back-up.
77. I like to make lists. Keeps me from forgetting things.
78. I like to drive in the left hand lane.
79. I cannot remember anytime in my life I did not have a cat.
80. I very seldom wear jewelry.
81. I'd rather sleep on the floor than on a hard mattress. Strange, I know!
82. I am a night owl.
83. I understand that people have their angry moments, as do I, but really... what does it resolve?
84. I consider myself to be a happy person.
85. I don't stress over anything. Hakuna Matata!
86. I love all cookies, except Oreo's.
87. I eat cold cereal for dinner sometimes.
88. I am a self taught computer geek.
89. If I don't have an answer, I will search until I find one.
90. Medicine fascinates me. If I could do it all over again, I'd go into the medical field.
91. I am a handy woman. If I can fix it myself, I will.
92. I like candy, but I'm very selective if it involves chocolate. Reese's, Pearson's Salted Nut Rolls, and Necco wafers are my favs!
93. I hope to retire early. We'll see how my ESOP does.
94. I like to gossip.
95. I find myself daydreaming quite often. Keeps my mind off my boring work.
96. I've had surgery 3 different times.
97. I would love to travel abroad. Scotland would be my first destination.
98. If I HAD to own a dog, it would be an English bulldog.
99. I'm nearing the end of my list.
100. If only there were musical cats. Life would be PURRFECT!
101. Sing as if no one is listening,
     Dance as if no one is watching,
     Love as you've never loved before,
     Live as if Heaven is here on earth!!

Words of Wisdom

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitablepart of life and when it comes, hold your head high, look it squarely in the eye and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me." -Ann Landers

Deep Thoughts

I sometimes feel a sudden urge to run around naked.
But I just drink some Windex and it keeps me from streaking!

Saturday

Saturday is the day of the week between Friday and Sunday. Thank you Wikipedia!

Apologies

Ok, for those whom I previously offended, I apologize. I'm not sorry I said the words I said, but I apologized for my foul use of a certain word. I have since mellowed out a little, so I've edited my previous post(mostly). It will never happen again! LOL!

Men

If this offends someone...tough shit!!!!

Can't us women be tired and grouchy if we're not OTR? Why is it that if your a little grouchy, men always say it must be that time of the month? Maybe it's them! Maybe we just get sick and tired or THEIR whining and sheer (or obvious) stupidity that we need to be a little grouchy to get our point across. I've just had a couple of grouchy days at work and have to vent. I don't have the most glamorous job and not exactly the easiest, but it's doesn't take a rocket scientist either. I am a night stalker, oops, I mean night stocker at a local grocery store. All I have to do is put freight on the shelf then face. Sounds simple enough, right? Then why do I have to explain to the f#*%ing men that I work with what to do on a daily basis? I just had my 11 year anniversary last Sunday, but lately it seems like 50 years. In my department, I work with 2 men. One has been there 9 years and the other 7 years, but still, i have to delegate what aisle to throw first and what to face first. It's the same everyday!!!! OMG!!! F#*%ing morons!!!! And they are soooooo slow. I throw double the amount that they do. Today, for example, I did 2 1/2 pallets compared to my partners 1 pallet. AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!! It's chaos on my days off because I'm not there to delegate. And I refuse to work 24/7. To make a long story short, I've complained to my department manager enough that we've decided that I will create a daily check off list of what to do. Everyone will have to initial next to what they have done. How retarded it that? Anyway, I have the next 2 nights off so I don't have to deal with their stupidity.
Meanwhile......

The Cat

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway........., there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.. Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
'Jen, is the cat there?'
'Yes,' the wife answers, 'why do you ask?'
Frustrated, the man answered, 'Put that sumbitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!' The wife looked at the cat.....
The cats response.....

Random Crap from A to Z

A - Attached or Single? Single
B - Best Friend? Dawn
C - Cake or Pie? White Cake and Sour Cream Lemon Pie
D - Day of choice? any HoliDAY
E - Essential Item? Toothpaste AND Deodorant
F - Favorite Color? Purple
G - Greatest Accomplishment? Still to come
H - Hometown? Meridian
I - Indulgences - Coca Cola and Nachos
J - January or July? July
K - Kids? 2 four-legged boys. Doodles and Sammy (who's Sammy do you ask? See next post)
L - Life is incomplete without? My family. I wish I had more time with everyone.
M - Marriage Date? Never with a capital N
N - Number of Siblings? 3 - 2 beautimus sisters and 1 brother
O - Oranges or Apples? Oranges
P - Phobias? None that I can come up with
Q - Quotes? A purr massages the heart
R - Reason to smile? Life, love, touching, feeling, seeing, hearing, tasting, family
S - Season? Spring. I love the "newness" of everything
T - Tag 3 friends - Ashley, Sarabeth, Dawn. How about this.....if you read this, you're tagged! :)
U - Unknown fact about me - My fantasy is to..... You'll still never know :)
V - Very favorite star? Don't really have a favorite, but Gerard Butler is HOT!
W - Worst Habit? The 3 "C's" Coke, Candy, and Cussing
X - X-ray or Ultrasound? Ultrasound. Never had a baby, but they used ultrasound on me when I broke my wrist and developed a bone infection. I got to watch them insert a catheter from my upper arm into my heart. Too cool.
Y - Your favorite food? Anything Mexican - authentic or fast food like Taco Bell
Z - Zodiac? Cancer

Tagged (Damn It!)

I don't like talking (or writing) about my own self, but since I was tagged by Krinkle, I guess I'll comply.


Things I admire about myself:
* I am a hard and efficient worker. I'm good at what I do and I know it.
* I'm a good listener. Like Krinkle, I like the gossip, too.
* My eyes (see pictures on my sidebar).
* My ability to play the piano.
* I'm a good leader, if I have to be. I'd rather be in the background.
* I have an excellent memory. If something is important to me, I'll remember it forever. If it's unimportant, I'll forget it in an instant.


Things I enjoy:
* I love music of any genre, except rap and hip hop.
* I love to sing, whether I'm good or not.
* I like to bake.
* My family. We never seem to spent enough time together, though.
* I love to travel. I want to go everywhere and see everything. Need to win the lottery, so I can do this.
* Watching movies. Even if I've seen then 100 times before.
* Cats - housecats, tigers, panthers, leopards, jaguars, mountain lions, etc, etc.


Things I expect of myself:
* To eat healthier and quit drinking Coke.
* Keep in touch with my family more often.
* ??????????


I tag:
GigglesMyers
Scissorbella
Dort's Clone
Please make your own lists and post them on your blog.

Since it's April Fools day here are a few twisted words of wisdom from Confucius.