Monday, June 30, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Can't us women be tired and grouchy if we're not OTR? Why is it that if your a little grouchy, men always say it must be that time of the month? Maybe it's them! Maybe we just get sick and tired or THEIR whining and sheer (or obvious) stupidity that we need to be a little grouchy to get our point across. I've just had a couple of grouchy days at work and have to vent. I don't have the most glamorous job and not exactly the easiest, but it's doesn't take a rocket scientist either. I am a night stalker, oops, I mean night stocker at a local grocery store. All I have to do is put freight on the shelf then face. Sounds simple enough, right? Then why do I have to explain to the f#*%ing men that I work with what to do on a daily basis? I just had my 11 year anniversary last Sunday, but lately it seems like 50 years. In my department, I work with 2 men. One has been there 9 years and the other 7 years, but still, i have to delegate what aisle to throw first and what to face first. It's the same everyday!!!! OMG!!! F#*%ing morons!!!! And they are soooooo slow. I throw double the amount that they do. Today, for example, I did 2 1/2 pallets compared to my partners 1 pallet. AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!! It's chaos on my days off because I'm not there to delegate. And I refuse to work 24/7. To make a long story short, I've complained to my department manager enough that we've decided that I will create a daily check off list of what to do. Everyone will have to initial next to what they have done. How retarded it that? Anyway, I have the next 2 nights off so I don't have to deal with their stupidity.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
High wire act
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway........., there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.. Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
'Jen, is the cat there?'
'Yes,' the wife answers, 'why do you ask?'
Frustrated, the man answered, 'Put that sumbitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!' The wife looked at the cat.....
The cats response.....
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Help me name this kitten and you have the chance to win....
Just the opportunity to name this adorable little girl. Simply leave a comment with your choice of name(s) and I'll choose in a few days.